Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Merry New Year

I failed at sending out Christmas cards so I’m attaching pictures of what you could have received in a Christmas card from me.


And in that card I would talk about the kindness and love of God appearing to us by Him sending His Son to us. If you want you can print this all out and put it where you would have put a Christmas card. If you store your Christmas cards in the garbage you can save some paper and just read and delete. That said this is not going to be a summary of my year because you get those all the time.

I took today off of work. I thought I was going to die last night so I didn’t sleep well. This morning I woke up feeling better but realized that I did have a pretty valid excuse to take a sick day I didn’t actually have any work to do. Today was grand, the office only called in once and I didn’t have to wear heals. Actually not having to get dressed was one of the turning points in my decision to stay home. You know, I could get used to spending my day in bed reading and talking on G-Chat.

But instead of becoming a full-time loaf I have a new plan…getting my MBA! I was keeping this plan on the down low in case I fail miserably but oh well, now you know. I took my GMAT a few weeks ago and now I have to figure out where to apply. Writing application essays is kind of a pain, especially when I am supposed to clearly define my goals. For the most part I try to never set goals but I don’t think that is what they want to hear. If I ever call upon you to write a reference letter, please don’t mention that, or anything else I write.

Christmas was good. Poetry hasn’t been really been happening much because cooking has taken over. The girls still lost but Cristina did break into the winners bracket. The overall highlight of Christmas Eve was my grandpa presenting my parents host gifts. My dad got comic books and a car waxer and my mom got a broom with a mouse cover. Like my mom needs a new broom when I bought her a steam mop. Oh it was also cool when he pulled all the boys into his room one-by-one and gave them each a cowboy hat, except Billy who got some really nice white boots. Somewhere there are some amazing photos of that event floating around.

I hope your holiday season has been going well and that it gets even better.
Love, Joy

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

A...B...Christmastime

I really like Christmastime, it is only the first week of December but I’m already in love. Here are almost 26 things that are great about it. I mean the other letters are SO obvious you can fill them in yourself.
Amy Grant. I think I’ve mentioned this before but her “A Christmas Album” is my favorite.
Birth of Jesus, I know it seems kind of cliché but really everything in my life revolves around this.
Costumes. My sister has a costume party every year. Last year I, Peace on Earth, won. Also last year to work I wore an outfit that I thought was normal but got lots of elf comparisons. How can you not love a time of year when it is acceptable to wear red and green and, my personal favorite, GOLD all together?
Decorations. I think I just really like themes because they give order to life. And Christmas is a great theme to decorate around.
Egg Nog. The lattes or straight from carton.
Family Cook-Off. Last year we started a new competitive tradition on Christmas Eve. There is nothing like a little family competition to bring out Christmas Spirit.
Gifts. I’m not ashamed to admit it I like getting gifts (giving is great too)
Hot Chocolate. I petitioned that at my office we have hot chocolate available in the kitchen every Tuesday in December. Offering it on Wednesday was approved I think we will see a noticeable rise in office cheerfulness tomorrow.
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Joy. That’s my name and the name of the holiday tea at Starbucks and an emotion.
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Lights! I should be annoyed when people put out Christmas lights the first week of November. But once the time changes, and it starts getting dark early, I’m ready.
Music. I try to not overdo this one because I hear carols will lose their splendor but I’ve been sneaking them in since Halloween and now that is all I listen to.
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Poetry Competition. I hate competing in it because there is just so much talent in my family and I don’t like losing year after year but for some magic reason it is worth it.
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Rain. Usually I’m not a big fan but add a roaring fire and a Christmas tree and I’m sold.
Sandwiches. Growing up every Christmas Eve we had a sandwich bar for dinner. To this day sandwiches are one of my favorite foods.
Trees. I just bought 35 of the little live glittered ones from Trader Joe’s for my boss to pass out instead of the classic poinsettia.
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Vacation. Well I used to like this about December. Now I get one day off which is still better than nothing. More time off is one of the big drawing points of me going back to school.
We Three Kings. Last year this became one of my favorite songs and I still am into it.
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Saturday, November 13, 2010

Spring Hats and Headstones

Every once in a while some people connected to my work go serve breakfast at a community center in Oakland. I don’t really think the food service industry is for me and I’m not good at mingling so I decided to bring supplies to make fall wreaths with the kids. As I was recruiting I showed my example to this girl Diamond, and she asked if it was a hat. I explained it was a wreath to hang on the wall. Then I pointed to a tree that was turning colors and told her we’re using leaves to look like that tree. She said, “I know the trees change color because it’s spring!” Later on she put her wreath on her head while it was still dripping with glue. My helper said it was fine because glue dries clear.






Yesterday my cousin Anne (and her dog and her friend) and I went to Piedmont to visit the family gravesite. I took a picture of her next to my favorite headstone.

It was a gorgeous day and from the family plot you could see the Golden Gate. Then we went to Fenton’s for ice cream. Since I took a half-day off work and my office is nosey, there were some very awkward conversations. I mean we’re not an overly sensitive family, but how are you supposed to respond when people excitedly ask, “So are you doing something fun with your afternoon off?” My answer, “I’m going with my cousin to make sure our last name is spelled correctly on her dad’s headstone.” It was.

While I was there I picked up a postcard for my dad, they are expanding and you can start pre-ordering plots now.
I still haven’t taken the strengths quiz from the book by boss gave me. He’s been out of town the last few weeks but is coming back this weekend so I should take it soon before I see him again. Plus maybe defining my strengths will give me some ideas on what to do with my life.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Life begins when you do

After my recent boredom crisis at work I told my boss, Tom, that I am getting restless in my position and would like to have more responsibility at least while I’m figuring out something better to do with my life.  We met yesterday and so far he has given me the books Motivational Quotes (see subject line), The Success Principles and Now, Discover Your Strengths.  He’s really excited about the strengths one, there is a quiz at the end and then we can discuss my scores and figure out what to do with me.  He said, “Joy, the most important knowledge is self-knowledge, true or false?”  He thinks it’s true and I didn’t want to come right out and tell him I think that is bologna and depressing so I told him I‘d think about it.

The Giants are in the World Series playing the Rangers.  You probably knew that because you don’t live under a rock.  My company donated money for a pool that I am in charge of organizing.  After this morning when one of the winners asked me who won and where the Rangers are from, I decided that before collecting their money the winners need to tell me

What 2 teams are playing?
What inning did you win, with what score?
What was the final score?

Wow, people do not like those rules.  I’m not even saying they need to watch the game but spend less than 2 minutes researching on-line or ask a stranger on the side of the road and I will give them money. Still some people opted out of participating.  One of the other quotes from that book "I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody." --Bill Cosby.

In other news I am Grandma Phyllis sitting this week.  For those of you that don’t know Grandma Phyllis, she is my brother-in-law’s grandma.  So far she is still alive so things are looking good.

Every work morning I make myself a cup of tea for the road, this has been my habit for the last year.  Yesterday I forgot, what does that say about me?

What's going on with you?  I really do care and feel lame about being so one sided.

love, joy

Friday, October 15, 2010

Happy Friday

It’s been a while since you’ve gotten an post full of pure nonsense from me and I hope you haven’t fallen into a bout of depression. But really, the last one was annoyingly long.
Last weekend we had a family outing to look for tarantulas on Mt. Diablo. We found many, and a coyote, and a lizard. That is way more wildlife than I saw in Nicaragua and Mt. Diablo is only 15 minutes from home. Later we had dinner and I was in charge of dessert. I made this cake…



Yes I am quite proud of myself.

For the last few weeks my job has been terribly boring, last night I was almost in tears (literally) from boredom. So I’m sure I should keep attempting to be a cheerful worker but I don’t know how much longer I am supposed to stay around D&G. I don’t have any idea of what else I would do but I don’t want to be unnecessarily stuck if that isn’t where God wants me. Fortunately today I actually have work to do so I’ve been granted a little reprieve.

There are still some fun things I get to plan for the office, but even with those my creativity isn’t always appreciated. On October 1st we had pretzels, cider, and bottles of root beer in honor of Oktoberfest. I wanted hot dogs but that idea was rejected. Next Tuesday we’re having peanuts and Cracker Jacks for the Giants’ return to SF. We also can wear Giants’ colors to compliment our normal business attire. We cannot dress like Lou Seal, that suggestion was rejected. Yesterday we just started a project to make blankets for foster kids. That idea was received with concern but I was able to slip it past the powers that be. I also had the opportunity to post this really cool sign on the microwave.



Doesn't it seem a little China Town to you? If it is disregarded we will lose microwave privileges altogether. I don’t really understand that threat because I have very limited ideas of what non-food items people cook in the microwave.

I picked up saltshaker making again. I still have quite a ways to go but I have been learning to accept that sometimes it is probably healthy to take my time.

This all seems a little down, non-work life is going just swell, that just isn't as note worthy.

What’s going on with you?

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Survivor Nicaragua

I’ve been back a week and am going to attempt to not bore you with my stories from the land of lakes, volcanoes, flooding and this season’s Survivor.
I think I’ll go day by day and just pretend you know who I’m talking about.

Saturday day-1. I landed in a lot of rain, enough rain to ensure my bags were wet before I got them from baggage. My old roommate Aimee picked me up but Matthew was there too picking up some Koreans. He tipped my bag boy for me. I think that it should be noted that in the morning when I needed to tip someone at SFO my own dad made me pay for myself.

Sunday day-2. I went to American church, lunch, coffee, and dominated at Ticket-to-Ride.


Monday day-3. I went out to lunch with Lori and then we stopped by the mechanic. They recently took dents out of her door and now the door was filling up with water. They decided they would keep the car and found us a reputable taxi driver to take us home. They ended up finding us someone with a car, but he got bored waiting for us and decided we weren’t worth his time so he drove away – down the block and parked his car there.

Tuesday day-4. I ran errands with Jessica, something very reminiscent of my time living in Nicaragua. She is pregnant so we went to McDonalds for breakfast. The power went off in the afternoon. A now rare occurrence.

Wednesday day-5. I went to the Ferrrer’s for lunch, I think that was the only time I got fresh Gallo Pinto. After lunch I rode Aimee’s bike to the library. I don’t know why I didn’t do that before. Bike riding takes a lot less time than walking. The library was great – here is an in-depth look at it.
The library has been going strong since May of 2008. Rosmery became the librarian when I was leaving and it was wonderful to get caught up with her. She works Monday to Friday from 1-6 (and sometimes on Saturdays) and gets paid $95/month (if anyone wants to pay her salary let me know). She is an amazing Christian girl who loves the kids and knows them well. She has a schedule on the wall with designated craft times, reading out-loud times, times for people over 15 and everything is very orderly. A few afternoons I helped with crafts, one day I played a Shoots and Ladders, and one day I pulled kids aside and had them one-on-one pick a story to read to me. I was very encouraged that two brothers who could barely read when I left now are reading with confidence. It was great to see tangible results in response to the long-term work being done. Earlier this year a second room was added on to the library. The goal is for the current library to be kept for younger kids and the additional room to be set up for teens, adults, classes and study groups. Right now the space is empty but as money comes in they will be getting more books, shelves, and furniture. This summer a group came and painted both parts of the library. And guess where that group came from…Maranatha High School. They did an excellent job. Small world, yes?







Thursday day-6. Matthew sent a driver, Harold, to pick me up. Matthew has opened a clinic since I left and I got to see that. It is nice, and people come to it (not like his old clinic). Most patients pay to go to it, except for those that don’t. After the clinic we went to the feeding program, not much has changed there. Still over 200 people come everyday. In the past Matthew has had AA type groups come to do meetings but they never lasted long. Now someone comes daily to preach from the Bible and amazing enough people (around 30 each day) sit and listen.
 

After the feeding program we went out to lunch – Korean food. It was me, Matthew, 2 Korean men (one that didn’t speak English), Harold, and this other Nicaraguan that works for Matthew. Odd group, we split between Korean speakers and Spanish speakers. I was with the Spanish. In the afternoon I went back to the library. At night we went to the movies, it was 2 for 1 night. And since 1 is only $4 regularly, it was very affordable.

Friday day-7. Nicaragua Christian Academy had their Independence Day celebrations. Since 2005 last year was the only one of these celebrations I’ve missed. I also got to go to Sampson’s in the morning to get their version of the frappachino and some churros de queso (a very amazing combination). I started to get a sore throat, I thought it was just bad air but it turned into a cold. A note o air quality - normally in the States I drive with my ac on recycled air, not since I’ve been back. After 2 weeks in Nicaragua I could drive past the slaughterhouses on I-5 behind a smoker, driving diesel with my windows down and not have any problems.

Wow this is getting long.

Saturday day-8. In the morning I went to the market then in the afternoon I was feeling a cold coming on and it was raining so I laid on the couch and watched TV. Later on I went to coffee with Chema. Now in California going to coffee means Starbucks, or Peets or some hip local place. In Nicaragua there is El Coche but the El Coche on our side of town closed so what is left is Café Latino. How to describe Café Latino…their sign is neon orange and yellow. I tried to order an iced latte, they were out of ice. I switched my order to the brown liquid that is dispensed from the icee machines. They got a cup, took the lid off the machine, and scooped me out a cup. This would be gross except for it is really experiences like that that make Nicaragua.

Sunday day-9. I went to church with the Ferrrer’s it was great seeing the people from there, then we went to El Eskimo for lunch. In the 2-years of going to church with the Ferrrer’s I think we went to El Eskimo 95% of the time, the food is American but I don’t think you can find any restaurant in the US that is broken up into 4-distict sections like that place. In the front you can sit at the counter and order ice cream and then by the time you get to the back it is linen tablecloths and crystal. Sunday afternoon I left with 4 other girls for a pineapple farm. That night we were supposed to go on a hike to see some of the 56 mammals that live in the national forest – Chocoyero. It was pouring down rain, we saw one mouse. Most mammals are smart enough to find shelter in the rain, humans are not most mammals.

Monday day-10. I was sick but people were going on a hike and you know me, never one to pass on a good hike. Oh wait that isn’t me at all but it was hike or sit by myself for up to five hours and I still wanted to see an armadillo. I didn’t have proper hiking gear so I used Kate’s beach bag and crossed the straps to make a bag to carry my water bottle, very classy. I don’t know if I have the mastery of the English language required to adequately describe the events that took place on this hike. The incline was an hour of huffing and puffing but there was a good view at the top. But that only took one hour then we had to decide how to get back to bottom, either on a normal path or the more adventurous path of La Ventana. La Ventana just had one little part where a rope was required and we’d need to hop down some rocks. So we went the way of the La Ventana. After not too much time we got to the part requiring a rope and hopping, it was very easy but we were quite proud of our adventurousness. After this obstacle the path pretty much ended. The guide was clearing a path for us with a machete. I was getting eaten by some non-mammals. We went along still with our adventurous spirits then the path really ended. And by ended I mean it narrowed down to mountains going up on both sides of us and a 20 foot drop down. So here the options were turning around or going down the cliff, by a minority vote the cliff was chosen. The rope was tied to a tree again and we were asked questions like “can support your weight with just your arms?” No. Fortunately the part of my brain that recognizes dangerous situations stopped working a while ago so I wasn’t nervous at all. I’m ready to meet my Maker. So about half way down this wall there was a tree to rest at, bad news is that is as far as the rope would go. Now I’ve never been rock climbing but I’m pretty sure only Tarzan thinks that vine is just as good as rope. But the rope ended and I was instructed to complete the climb holding onto a vine instead. Did you know vines don’t have knots like rope? I ended up sliding down the rest of the way. I have the road rash on my stomach to prove it. But actually the most painful was the chunk of my palm that stayed on that vine. On a more upbeat note I was the quickest one down that mountain and it has been fascinating watching the different layers of my skin heal. The adventure mellowed out after that, when I got back to our camp I slept for the rest of the day. Then we got S’mores.


Tuesday day-11. After reading in a hammock and drinking a variety of coconut milks the Pineapple farm was over and we were back to bustling Managua life. But not too bustling because it was a national holiday. My cell phone was out of minutes.

Wednesday day-12. Maybe the most typical of Nicaragua days. It was day two of the national holiday. We tried to get bakery breakfast – it was closed. I was going to go to the beach with the Ferrers and the church – their car broke down. I decided to ride my bike to the library – it was closed and started pouring down rain. (highlight, I got to talk to this girl Dariana for a while, she’s around my age and in a very typical position for girls in that community, not in school, not working, boy crazy). That night Survivor Nicaragua started – we laughed. I mean did you read my adventure from day 10?

Thursday day-13. Matthew again. Sort of. He had Harold pick me up and drop me off at the feeding program. I think I am getting faster at serving slop. One of the men asked for my eyes. I said no. He asked why. I told him they were mine. He offered to trade me. I declined.

Friday day-14. I was going to go to the school I used to teach at but when I called they were closed for the holiday week. I went shopping instead and bought bags of refried beans to give to people at work as a souvenir. Nicaragua has amazing refried red beans. Then I went to Michelle’s work (the center for kids with disabilities and their families). None of the kids were there, or their families but Michelle and I got to catch up. Then I went to the library. Some of the kids wrote me very sweet cards. Then I went to a baby shower. Somehow I volunteered to organize that candy bar/memory game. It was a bilingual party and I think all of my cleverness (and I am clever) was lost in translation. My cell phone ran out of minutes.

Saturday day-15. Matthew also has been doing some community development stuff since I’ve been gone. I got to go with him to a tent-town El Paraiso that he has been working in. When he first went and asked the local leaders what they wanted, they chose electricity and water. He was able to put in 4 wells and then more people came so the government recognized it as a place to put electricity. There are 1200 homes there, probably 50 are made with brick the rest are made from whatever scraps people came up with. He has started a church, feeding program, and plant nursery there. Can you imagine wanting water? Even seeing it I can’t fathom how people live. So why do people start a new town in a place without a water source? Because the government promoted it as a place you could get land for cheap. So people sold what they had in the city and bought land and then couldn’t afford to develop the land so essentially have nothing now. After I was home and was telling my parents this, my dad asked me how much land I was talking about. I looked up from my chair, looked around the room and said, “Oh, I guess about the size of our living room.” That realization is still haunting me.

Saturday night we went to quesillos. To make a quesillo you wrap a tortilla around some cheese (like string cheese) and pickled onions and put it in a bag then you pour in some creamy substance. Somehow it ends up being wonderful. My cell phone ran out of minutes.

Sunday day-16. I was supposed to go to church with the Ferrrers but their car was still broken so this guy from church was going to pick them and then me up. His clock was off by about 10 minutes so he stopped waiting when I was 5 minutes late (AKA 5 minutes early). Lori loaned me her car so I got to see people again. After the service one of the ladies was selling pupusas for 50 cents as a fundraiser. A few weekends ago I bought 2 pupusas from a street cart in Oakland for $5. What a steal. On the way home it started storming again. I like the flash floods but Aimee reminded me that while we are dry inside other people are losing everything they own. After the storm the side of the road to Lori’s house was totally washed away and a bunch of people were standing around looking at something. At first we thought someone was hurt but no one seemed upset. We drove past an hour later and people were still there so we got out to find out what happened. Evidentially they found some bones so kept digging around. Then upon further investigation they found some big pottery that had bones in it. I guess her street was some ancient burial ground or something.

Monday day-17. I had an early flight with two layovers but things went really smoothly. I got through customs in record time even with the 50 lbs of beans I was bringing. Constantly in Nicaragua I was running out of minutes on my Nica phone. One afternoon I put in $2.50, sent 3 text messages, and made 2 phone calls totaling 6 minutes and it was gone. So what happens when I land in Texas and try to turn on my phone? The battery is dead. I didn’t have any quarters and pay phones are hard to come by anyways so I was just as lacking as in Nicaragua. And just like in Nicaragua everything turned out ok. My mom guestimated the time it would take me to get from SFO to Concord BART and was waiting when I got there. That night I counted 40 mosquito bites on my legs.

That is all from that trip. I am now back at work and this weekend injured myself at the beach way worse than I did falling down that cliff. Matthew offered me a job, I turned him down but am starting to rethink things.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Adios August, hola rest of the year

Once like two years ago my brother Jeremy told me that I shouldn’t hide important information in the end of these things. Really, define important. You’ll have to search REALLY hard to find any important information here so don’t get your hopes up.
On Saturday I’m going to Nicaragua until the 20th. I thought as I got closer I would have fabulous details to fill you in on. This is what I have instead a plane ticket (round-trip), the equivalent of $6 US in Nicaraguan currency, about 6 packages people have shipped to me to bring down, a weather report of thunder showers. There are a few holes in my plans but I’m sure but the time I fly home they will all be filled in.
Other news I went to an A’s game with my office a few Friday’s ago. I learned about all the behaviors that my roommates and I skipped out on in college and discovered that 60 is not to old to party hard. I attached a picture of me eating the worst churro of my life, $4. I didn’t have an A’s shirt to wear so I wore my chlorophyll shirt, it is green and we sell chemicals.

My sister Julie made some comment about me working on my hope chest. My recent addition to it is this lovely ceramic tray that I painted at Color-Me-Mine. It will get stashed with my salt and pepper shakers if they ever are finished. I did my painting with my friend Keri, she made a tile in honor of her snake. Lucky you get to view both of these.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

good news about bad weather

This summer the weather has been unseasonably cold. I’m not a huge fan of the cold but I heard on the radio West Nile Virus has trouble spreading in these temperatures so locally fewer birds (maybe 10 total) and no people had died from that this summer. And think, I never even knew that was something that I could potentially worry about.
Last Thursday my dad decided to put down our 14.5 year-old family dog. Or as my ever-gracious sister put it, “he murdered my roommate.” I didn’t cry about that either but I considered that if I were prone to crying it would have been an acceptable reason.
Friday was my one-year anniversary at Dowd & Guild. I didn’t cry.
Over the weekend someone asked me if I was an introvert or an extrovert. Firstly, if you’ve met my parents you can see why I am completely torn between these two sides. Secondly, who am I supposed to be extroverted with?
On that note some ‘friends’ wanted to go see the meteor shower last night. We camped out in the middle of some private road for 3 hours and I think I saw about 15 total. Not the one a minute I was hoping for but it was still nice and we only had to clear off the road 3 times. Did I mention you can’t see meteors during the day? Actually you have to wait until it gets dark. Anyhow I didn’t get home until 1am, so I’m thinking of going back to my friendless life where at least I can go to bed at a decent hour.
Last summer I went over to the Bonnington’s a few times to learn how to do things with wood. Rich did teach me how to tie my shoes so this is a natural progression. After a year long hiatus (humm, I wonder if there is a correlation between that length of time and the length of time I’ve had my job?) I started up on the lathe again last week. I am going to make a set of salt and pepper shakers. Working with my hands is very gratifying. I think by the time I own my own house they will be completed.
I’m not planning on moving back to Nicaragua, I’m just going for a visit. I bought my ticket for $100 so it seems I’m set to go. I saw the name Sampson on some report I was reading yesterday and it reminded me of Sampson’s in Nicaragua. Whoever is organizing my time there should make sure we go there.

Friday, July 30, 2010

Goodbye July

That super clever rhyme of a title just made me think that I haven’t written you any poems recently. But don’t get your hopes too high, it isn’t going to happen today either.
July has been an inspirational month for me in the world of ice cream sandwiches. It also served as a reminder than not all inspiration is good. Ginger cookies with lemon ice cream = good, chocolate chip cookies with coffee ice cream = good, peanut butter cookies with chocolate chip ice cream = good, peanut butter cookies rolled in salt with chocolate chip ice cream = I’m still believing that this had the potential of being wonderful.
At work my position is changing, unfortunately no one has clued me in to what it is changing to. I do know that I’m still the Ambassador of Goodwill. In that role I run a scholarship program for students that are serving in their communities. We are supposed to award one a month but we were on hold for 2009 and the first half of 2010 so we’re playing catch-up and in July we gave four. My boss and I screen all the applicants first and then call in the winners for interviews with some of our staff. It’s a pretty neat program and since my boss and I are very like-minded on some things we are able to help out some very cool people. I really like the interviews, they are a great way for people in the office to be exposed to those in need and many candidates have a strong Christian testimony. Another great part of my job is yesterday I re-organized my boss’s files. They are now color coordinated; I forgot how gratifying it is to organize files.
Upcoming events:
From September 4th to 20th I’ll be back in Nicaragua. I’m excited to take the time off work and to see people and things. I’m sure more details will follow about that.
Tomorrow night the Roller Derby is in Richmond. My friend Keri invited me to go with her, she probably just wants to use me for my un-fancy car and those cardio-kick boxing classes I took at Davis.
Today is casual day and afternoon snack day at work.
August plans are up in the air, maybe I’ll hear from you.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

life unexpected

I, surprisingly enough, don’t have a lot to say right now. But today is the designated day to send out an update so I will fill you in on two anecdotes from my week.
On Monday I was reminded why I never want to be a homeowner. I live at my parents’ currently and I have very little home responsibility. Well my parents were gone for a few days and my dad told me to make sure I turn off the sprinklers if I was going to park in the driveway because we have well water and if it dries on your car it is a mini-disaster. Well, you see, I remembered on my way home. But then when I pulled up to the house I had to bring in the garbage cans and bring in the mail and bring in the 6 burritos that my cousin was getting rid of and I got distracted. Tuesday morning at 6:40 I heard the sprinklers outside my window so I jumped out of my bed and threw on some sandals and turned them off. They had already thoroughly drenched my car s then I had to wash off the well water with city water. I guess I am the crazy person on the block that washes her car in her pajamas before 7am.
Last week I was off work. I saw quite a few people that get this little piece of spam. You are great. Now I am back to work. Yesterday I had a meeting with one of my bosses to keep him updated on the projects we have pending. He is very intense. I’ve been working for the company for almost a year and about 3 months ago he decided we should work more together. I am pretty good now at not being caught off guard and answering him confidently. Yesterday he asked me how many people I go to church with and if I know the pastor, I stammered out some answer and most likely he now thinks I’m in a cult. He wanted to know if I wanted to head up a service project at my church based on a book he recently had me read that I enjoyed. I said I’d think about it, I didn’t want to tell him what the likelihood is of a semi-inspirational service project getting approved. To some people this paragraph will make perfect sense, and you’ll understand my predicament. Others of you will have no idea what I’m talking about and that’s OK.
Lunch is over.
What’s going on with you?

Thursday, July 1, 2010

welcome to july!

I like July. Tomorrow at work we’re having a BBQ for the 4th and I’m taking next week off. Today I get to redecorate the bulletin board in the kitchen. I like doing that; it puts my years of high school leadership to good use.

June on the other hand was a little rough work-wise. I think on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 meaning nothing goes how it is supposed to and 10 being everything going according to plan it would be about a 6. The problem with making mistakes constantly is I have to go back and fix them. Doing everything twice takes a lot more time than doing things correctly the first time. At first the mistakes really could be blamed on other people but looking back (especially the past two weeks) quite a few were completely my fault. Really I can’t blame anyone for me missing the big red warning on the Hilton website that said my credit card was about to be charged and the reservations are unchangeable. Thankfully God is gracious (and so are the people in hotel and airline customer service).

Last time I wrote about bringing in snacks to work and people not understanding the snacks were soccer mom classics. The next week there was another World Cup game (USA vs. Algeria) so I made rice krispie treats. My boss asked me what they were. I told him and his reaction very clearly gave away the fact that he had never heard of them. Actually I’d put money on the fact that he hasn’t heard of the cereal either. Another lady asked me if they were those things people make with marshmallow fluff. I guess rice krispie treat isn’t in her vocabulary either.

Other life news.

I think things are going well. My life is becoming more balanced. I enjoy doing un-work related things but they are less entertaining to write about.

The girl from work that ignored me last time I asked if she wanted to hang out after work changed her mind so we hung out on Monday and it was really good. I can add her to my list of new friends, I’m up to 4.

My lunch break is almost over I’d better be on my way.

Friday, June 18, 2010

Go Team USA

My new way to keep entertained at work is by giving rewards and treats. The rewards have the potential of costing the company a lot of money but usually people don’t participate in my challenges so they are pretty pointless.
Here are some recent ones:
I put a suggestion box in the kitchen any suggestion and I give the person a $5 gift card. Do people write down their suggestions? Rarely, mostly they just complain.
We’re thinking if switching the coffee in the kitchen, it has been a very dramatic process. Since I don’t drink coffee I told people to try my 4 samples and give feed back and they would get participation prizes. I gave $5 gift cards to each person that turned in at least one response. Only 7 people got them.
We have a new girl Kayla, with new people I like to put a fun fact and their favorite ice cream on the board in the kitchen. She told me that she is boring and couldn’t think of one. I told the office that they have until today to ask her one question each and whoever gets the most interesting response wins a $5 gift card. So far I’ve only received 4 facts and one of them is that she has “a brown dog that is kind of large.”
Today when the World Cup game (which I really have no interest in) ended at 9 I set up snacks: orange slices, Capri Suns, and Quaker granola bars. People really liked it but only about 5 people understood the correlation between the foods I brought and soccer.
I’m going to keep doing these things for the remnant (and for myself).
The other day when I was proofing BBQ invitations for my boss I caught that it asked people to bring appetizers and hors D’vours. I had to double check fist that they were in fact the same thing (I never know about rich people rules) then I told him. He and his wife both separately expressed their gratitude, maybe I’ll get a raise.
I’ve been continuing to pursue being social…
I’ve been talking on the phone more lately, and not just to my sister.
Last night I went to dinner with one of my Davis roommates she only lives an hour away and we hadn’t talked since December.
Last week I emailed this girl from work to see if she wanted to go out to coffee when we got off. She never responded.
Last Saturday I went to a wedding by myself and actually stayed for the reception. I was talking to this girl (white like me) and this black man asked if we were sisters, that is the second time that I have been asked that this month.

Monday, June 7, 2010

On hair and taxes and other things unrelated

As you may remember, a few years ago I stopped brushing/combing my hair, then some time after that I stopped conditioning too. I picked backed up the conditioner thing after a five-year hiatus because when people give me shampoo it often comes with the matching conditioner and I don’t like it when one bottle gets finished before the other. Last weekend my friend Amaris encouraged me to give the brush another chance. As I discovered my hair does look a little smoother when it gets brushed with a brush instead of my fingers. I don’t want to become vain so I wasn’t sure if actually buying one would be a good use of my money but then my aunt was just giving one away so I took it as a sign and snatched it up. Now in the past week I have used it at least three times. Literally I think that is more times than in the last probably 8 years combined. Amaris assures me that now the boys will swoon. I personally am excited that if I brush out my hair maybe I’ll find less of it on my clothes, in my car, in my sheets, etc. (it works for my dog). We’ll see how long it lasts, old habits die hard and all that.

Here is a picture of me at my friend Lora’s wedding with brushed hair.

Recently my car did not pass smog. I was quite a bit bummed but the lovely people told me about a government assistance program to subsidize the cost of smog related repairs. To qualify you either have to be poor (which I guess I’m not anymore) or have a car that they expect to fail. Me and my ‘92 Accord fell into the latter category. So thank you tax payers! I got $540 worth of repairs for $108.

And speaking of ’92 Accords, do you have one? Because I swear every person that I have driven lately either has one, or had one, or their mom has one, or their brother has one. So when I’m driving people from work that now drive 7-series BMWs I give them an opportunity to reminisce about the years they spent in a boxy Hondas. It is very equalizing.

Now some other fun facts.
-Memorial Day I was in San Diego, it was great.
-I switched up the coffee at work today, I expect there will be a strong reaction tomorrow morning.
-I’ve made a few non-related friends recently – it only took 17 months.
-Today is my oldest brother’s birthday – Happy birthday Jeremy, this is your gift.
-Is summer here? – I think it is getting closer
-I think you’re great!

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Good Works

The weekend getaway was lots of fun.  We wandered around and looked at hippies, ate and solved life’s problems.  I’ve attached a picture of my view on the ride up there.

One of my bosses is really into philanthropy so I get opportunities to be into that too.  Just last week I went to a super nice wine and food festival sponsored by the Rotary club.   I went with my cousin and sister-in-law, we were way underdressed but got to eat some fancy “hamburgers” (note the attire of the man the background)

and some amazing bunt cake.

Also along with the philanthropy we got to paint doors at the San Francisco Rescue Mission.  I think about 1,000 pictures we taken so everyone will see how good we are.  On that note my doorframe got very high marks.

This weekend we’re going to feed the homeless in Oakland.  It is recommended to go to these things so that we feel good about ourselves.  Fortunately last weekend on the way to painting I read this in John 6,“Then they said to Him, ‘What shall we do, that we may work the works of God?’ Jesus answered and said to them,  ‘This is the work of God, that you believe in Him whom I sent.’”  It is fine for me to go around doing good works but I can’t confuse that with what God is asking me to do.
D&G also recognizes my neediness, sometime soon I need to make an appointment at a day spa by my work and put it on my boss’s tab.

What’s going on contigo?

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Seis de Mayo

I know some of you have been concerned that my Spanish is not being practiced in my new lifestyle.  But don’t you worry, I used it THREE times in the past week:

1) My boss’s wife called because her gardener just had a son, Mateo, she wanted to know if that had one T or two.

2) Different gardener, my dad needed help with a word, completely unrelated to gardening – no surprise there, he likes to talk to people.

3) I was inspired to throw a Cinco de Mayo party at work. I labeled all of the foods with their names in Español and English.
Speaking of Cinco de Mayo…a few weeks ago my boss asked me what the next office celebration should be and I picked Cinco de Mayo (or pretzel day).   On Friday I got the go ahead and I went ahead.  Instead of getting it catered, like every other employee would have done, I decided to cater it myself.  I think the best part of my job is no one really knows what I’m supposed to be doing so I get to make things up as I go along.  Thus the catering…much more exciting than whatever the last person at the front desk used to do.   I did a classic taco bar with this amazing vegetable tray…

I don’t think people really got it, they aren’t as clever as you.  They did really like the fiesta and the shredded sweet and spicy crock-pot chicken.  People can’t stop talking about it; it’s very awkward.

I think there will be many more of these parties to come because it was announced last week that we got our “mojo” back.  What that translates to in the chemical sales field is we just signed the biggest contract of D&G’s history. What that means for me is:

a) More mailings (I worked an hour late today compiling addresses)

b) More perks (I recently earned $25 for Starbucks and $25 for Jamba Juice)

c) More decision making (should we stick with Folgers or switch back to Starbucks in the kitchen)

Tomorrow I am going away for the night with my sister (Julie) and sister-in-law (Cristina) for the 2nd annual mothers-day-weekend-girls-trip.  My payment for catering is getting off work 3 hours early tomorrow.  Julie’s goal is to eat a lot and Cristina’s is to stay up late and watch movies.   It’s bound to be a blast even if we have no clue what there is to do in Sebastopol.  More on that next update, for now I’m going to get ready for bed.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Happy Earth Day!

In effort to be less work-oriented I went to Davis the last two Saturdays. The first time I was able to eat at my favorite deli, Zia’s. The second Saturday I went to Picnic Day. I’ll attach a picture of Katie H and me in front of a helicopter.


After Picnic Day I took Amtrak home. I like riding trains. Not driving is so relaxing.

I think 2010 has been a good year for chemical sales so far. I partially know this from preparing YTD comparative 2009-2010 reports. The other reason I know it is because we get a lot more spontaneous (between typing those 2 words I just spit coffee all over myself) treats that I get to exercise discretion in buying. To celebrate Christ’s death and resurrection everyone got Starbucks and candy filled plastic eggs. Last Friday we got lunch from this café by the office. I really like picking up lunch there for everyone because they have those frequent buyer punch cards and so far I’ve earned 3 free meals. On Monday instead of having our quarterly luncheon at the pizza place that we have to bring our own plates, straws, lemon wedges and trashcans, we get to have it at a real restaurant.


I also like ordering lunch for people because you learn a lot about them. The more I learn about the people I work with the more I am convinced that I am normal and there is such a thing as being abnormal. I will now tell you my favorite order. Tuna Salad (a salad with tuna on top with blue cheese) w/out the tuna or cheese. And why didn’t she want the tuna? Because she brought her own from home.

I guess some people might think I’m weird too. At least 3 lunches a week I sit in my car and eat instant oatmeal. Today I added pecans for a little excitement/protein. But I have really good justifications.
Now to follow-up on things from my last update:
  • I did not go on that weekend trip
  • After some heated debate with Barns &Nobel’s automated customer service desk the majority of my books shipped.
  • I ended up failing at the coupon thing and buying deodorant at Safeway one night at like 9:30

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Happy Thursday!

Welcome to my update.

Work recently has been particularly busy. For the most part I don’t believe in getting stressed but this week (Monday especially) that belief was not particularly evident. On the bright side I’ve been getting paid overtime. And again I’m learning more and more what it means to pray continually.

One of the projects I’ve been working on is sending out a letter to promote these All Plastic paint cans we distribute. I wrote the letters, assembled a mailing list, stuffed envelopes (at home), and then finally on Monday I mailed them. Yesterday I got my first call from someone who got the letter and is interested in buying the product. It was very exciting to see that what I did will actually bring money.

A lady just asked me where I got the shoes I am wearing. She loves them. I am not a huge fan but I had to throw away my favorite shoes yesterday so these are backup. I guess when you buy shoes at Payless in Nicaragua you can’t expect them to last more than 2 years.

Speaking of shopping, I really don’t like shopping online. I’ve been trying to order some books from Barnes and Nobel and even though I consider myself fairly computer savvy it definitely would have been quicker for me to just go to the store. The order status is saying that my books will be shipped August 24th. I’m a little bitter. I don’t want to talk about it.

A few weeks ago I was bored so I went to this class on how to use coupons. It was very fascinating learning how much money you can save when using coupons. On the other hand it was a quite a bit overwhelming. For example I really need to buy some deodorant but the lady was insisting that deodorant is one of the things you should never pay full price for. So now I feel like I can’t buy any until it is on super sale so I’m stuck using this stuff I don’t like until I can get it for “practically free.”

I’ve been going to this Bible study bi-monthly for the very spiritual reason of having a social outlet and making new friends. I think that it has been working and possibly I could call these people “friends!” Here is my problem whenever they invite me to do things I say no. My intention isn’t to play hard-to-get but I usually have really good excuses. Like going to an 8:30 movie on a Wednesday night would keep me up past my bed-time. They also asked me if I wanted to go on a weekend trip they are planning. Woah that is moving a little too fast, don’t you think?

Ok on a more upbeat note. My cousin Eric and his wife Jamie had a baby girl yesterday – that’s exciting. I stopped by to say hi today after work and stayed for dinner. Normally it probably isn’t kosher to mooch a free dinner off of people that just had a baby but I did bring over a really good cake.

How are you?

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Happy Springtime!

Are you enjoying spring? I love it.  It is finally warm enough to sleep with my window open – now maybe my room won’t smell like dying dog. Literally my dog is dying and I feel bad for her and let her sleep on the floor in my room she smells and likes to pace my room in the middle of the night.
Work is fine. I got a top-secret raise. It came the same paycheck as my 401k started being taken out so my take-home dropped, but that is life. I’m still waiting for my performance review but I think my job is safe.
Yesterday someone came to me because the printer was broken. I told her that since it was only 8:05 it was probably still in sleep mode. She assured me that wasn’t the problem. I walked over to it pressed the on button, and miracle of miracles it worked.
On that note I am not a very internally kind person. Some of you may not think I’m kind externally either but I try really hard to suppress outward expressions of my distain in the work place. Working with people is hard! It is amazing how quickly I get annoyed by people. It is really good I have a 40-minute commute so at least I have time to wake up before I get bombarded with conversations that I have no desire participate in. Anyways that was my venting – don’t hate me. I’m waiting for the internal transformation but am learning self-control in the meantime.
On Saturday I went shopping. I bought 9 items 5 of them were cardigans.
Saturday night I went to the drive-ins with my friend Keri. We saw Diary of a Wimpy Kid and Alice in Wonderland. The first one was pretty hilarious we were going to leave during Alice but we couldn’t figure out how to get out of the parking lot. Over all, the drive-in experience was better than I was expecting. The bathrooms were closed so I had to use the port-a-potty. I just coached myself though it by reminding my self that people all over the world use grosser bathrooms that those all the time.
I’ve been watching “The Celebrity Apprentice.” Reality TV is totally addicting so I usually avoid it but this is job research. My goal is to be the receptionist on that show. Sending people in to meet with Donald Trump. Maybe God has me at D&G to prepare me for that position.
Well lunch is almost over and now it’s time to go to the store to restock my boss’s supply of Pepsi.
Love, Joy

Thursday, March 4, 2010

enjoy!

There was such friendly feedback after my last update that I’ve been inspired.
I am writing this during my lunch break at Peet’s coffee. I had big plans of going to Starbucks because it is a little closer to my work but after I ordered my hot chocolate I asked for internet access and realized it is a very complicated process. When the girl was explaining it to me I cut her off to say that all I needed was to get on my computer. I guess she had been telling me that process the whole time; something about buying a gift card and then buying 5 packs of gum and then scratching off a code and some more stuff. I cancelled my order and left, very graciously and am now sipping a kind of burnt tasting decaf latte.
Now that I only have 30 minutes left I’m going to share some highlights.
One day last week traffic was stopped on the freeway because there was a turkey in the road. I realize for those of you from the Midwest that may not seem like a huge deal but it made me smile for the rest of my commute.
Last Thursday I was throwing an after-work baby shower for a girl in the office that is going to have a baby. People were really good at giving money for the group gift but then when the day of the party came people started throwing out excuses. Here are my top 3 favorites (yes I’m being serious) – I’m getting my hair done, I’m moving my furniture, my dog might be sick. Really it was their loss because I throw an excellent baby shower.
So the girl having a baby is an Administrative Assistant (like me) so they decided that while she is on maternity leave all of her tasks can just be passed to me. We were working a few hours a day on training for her expected departure date of March 18th. Last Tuesday night her doctor put her on modified bed rest AKA go along life as normal except for going to work. The phrase that comes to mind, “out of the frying pan, into the fire.” You see the problem is I have a full time job and she had a full time job and there isn’t a whole lot of overlap. I still haven’t quite figured out A: what I’m supposed to be doing B: how I’m supposed to get it all done and C: who will be the most angry if I’m not assisting them speedily enough. The good thing is I’m learning a little more how to pray and so far this week a lot of grace has been shown.
I got an email at work yesterday that they are going to give performance reviews (not a normal practice). I don’t really know what that means because this is my first real job. I’m a little nervous, what if they tell me I need to start brushing my hair or that rain boots aren’t acceptable office footwear? I guess in theory they could critique my quality of work but they can’t be too harsh on that since I’m doing way more work than they hired me to do. And that whole dog portrait thing.
Tonight I’m flying to LA to spend some time with college roommates. I’m very excited to see them and to take tomorrow off. My boss told me that this is my last day off until Kimmi gets back from maternity leave (sometime mid-June). But mostly to see them. Maybe my next update I’ll tell you about my social life – it will be a short one.
Okey Dokey back to work I go.
What’s going on with you? And what’s the deal with retirement plans? I’m supposed to meet with our HR rep before the pay period ends to decide on a saving plan but it all sounds terrible to me.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Here I am


Summary:  I am an administrative assistant at a chemical sales firm.
You may have noticed (or not) that I haven’t been writing much lately. If I were prone to making excuses, I would place all of the blame on having a job.  Don’t get me wrong, jobs are great for some things, like making money, but this particular job has the unfortunate side effect of stripping me of creative energies.  For that reason, and my own particular laziness this update will be but a shadow of the former glory you were accustomed to.
I was talking to this lady today, she can’t believe that she has been at D&G for 9 years, I experienced a little bit of the same panic when I realized I have been here for 7 months.  It isn’t that I don’t like and appreciate my job but the concept of working full-time is boring.  And now I am being redefined as this boring person and that is discouraging.  Please don’t try to encourage me by saying that in 40 years I can retire.  I am fully not planning on this as lifetime commitment.  I have many offers to be a full time nanny and one of my bosses thinks I should become a professional artist.
Now I will be positive.  Work gets me out of the house everyday at 7:20 (AM!!) that is probably healthy.  The average age in the company is close to 58 so I haven’t made any new BFF’s but it does provide a source of interaction with the outside world – and oh the stories I could tell about that interaction (more on that later).   Approximately once a week I get to take my boss’s car to the car wash, if I am working I might as well have a job that requires me to leave the office and sit outside reading in the sunshine.   In 2008 I had an Adjusted Gross Income of $450.  2009 I made more than that.  The office has very good drinking water.
Now here are some top stories of the month:
Monday I took off. I saw people and sun.
Tuesday someone brought her dog into the office, is that OK?
Also Tuesday I got to hear about this lady getting skin cancer removed from her face.  It made me want to throw-up, and thanks to the placement of my desk I got to hear her repeat it to everyone else in the office.
I won $25 in the Super Bowl pool.
I did a portrait of my boss’s golden retriever (now deceased) and his wife said it was the best gift any one has ever given her.  So good that she had it turned into prints to send out as cards.  In the business world a little creativity goes a long way.   I have now permanently secured my position at D&G – if that is what I was going for
I was informed that in the spring snow melts in the mountains and this provides water for the farmers to grow their crops.
Those are the only ones I can remember.  About 3 times a week I come home with major issues to vent.  I try to get over them quickly and then usually by 6pm all I have left of my workday is anecdotes to share with people when they ask me how my life is – because the reality is I am only awake and not at work for 6 hours a day and nothing very noteworthy happens in that time.
Any Questions?